• How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately?
• Q

• Excuse me while i kiss the sky!
• Jimmy Hendrix

• #define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))
• William Shakespeare

• <CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue

• System error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer.

• System error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen.

• NARF!
• Pinky

• I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal.

• ...I'm locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T SEND HELP!

• ... und dann fällt ihr den größten Baum im ganzen Wald, mittels... EINES HERINGS

• Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven
• John Milton
Paradise Lost

• MENSCHENrechte ... sogar eure Sprache ist rassistisch

• Any sufficient advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• Arthur C. Clarke

• It's a mistake to allow any mechanical object to know you're in a hurry.

• Man muss Chaos in sich haben, um einen tanzenden Stern zu gebären
• Friedrich Nietzsche
Also sprach Zarathustra

• Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill.
• Robert Anton Wilson

• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

• When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
• Mark Twain

• I became a god once. Realized it was a step down, and quit.
• Norm Papernick

• It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right
• Moliere

• Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

• In a mad world, only the mad are sane
• Akiro Kurosawa

• God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

• What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
• Kerry Thornley
The Principia Discordia, 5th edition

• Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
• C.G. Jung